emails emails emails...
was chatting with my supervisor wen suddenly i saw my ex with his gf pass by my working place. i saw him looking at me but i act stupid as though didnt see him. after he walk into Parkson, i quickly ask my supervisor to look outside . she didnt saw him and my supervisor noes him too.
after tat we continue our chatting till i saw him pass by again. so i told my supervisor he just pass by again. den she quickly got up from her sit and ran out of the shop! looks like she's more kanciong den me. LolZ!... den my supervisor went dissapear. i told myself, takkan she escort them all d way mar... den after few seconds she came bek. i ask where she hilang, she say she went next door shop to pretend to see those selling items there, whereby she wanna see my ex's gf. damn kepo, hehehe..
wen its time to close shop, my new colleague ask askmy supervisor wat time she was supposed to work tomolo. this is not the first time she ask, more den tat. and my supervisor keeps on explaining to her asking her to cek on the duty rooster instead. so my supervisor took out the schedule and tell her :
"besok u keja petang, 1 sampai 10mlm, lusa u pon keja petang, 1 sampai 10 RINGGIT". ringgit? lolz... we were laughing hysterically cos she mention ringgit instead malam. lolz~!
sayang came over to pick me up and we head to Limbongan burger, got myself the old trademark favourite; burger ayam special with milo panas and my sayang hot dog with teh o ais limau.
finish makan, balik umah, mandi and on my pc to cek mails...
got tis from my mails....
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
WRONG ADDRESS
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW .....
Yours loving
Hubby
after tat we continue our chatting till i saw him pass by again. so i told my supervisor he just pass by again. den she quickly got up from her sit and ran out of the shop! looks like she's more kanciong den me. LolZ!... den my supervisor went dissapear. i told myself, takkan she escort them all d way mar... den after few seconds she came bek. i ask where she hilang, she say she went next door shop to pretend to see those selling items there, whereby she wanna see my ex's gf. damn kepo, hehehe..
wen its time to close shop, my new colleague ask askmy supervisor wat time she was supposed to work tomolo. this is not the first time she ask, more den tat. and my supervisor keeps on explaining to her asking her to cek on the duty rooster instead. so my supervisor took out the schedule and tell her :
"besok u keja petang, 1 sampai 10mlm, lusa u pon keja petang, 1 sampai 10 RINGGIT". ringgit? lolz... we were laughing hysterically cos she mention ringgit instead malam. lolz~!
sayang came over to pick me up and we head to Limbongan burger, got myself the old trademark favourite; burger ayam special with milo panas and my sayang hot dog with teh o ais limau.
finish makan, balik umah, mandi and on my pc to cek mails...
got tis from my mails....
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
WRONG ADDRESS
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW .....
Yours loving
Hubby
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