Need a Laugh?

i came across these jokes in the Reader's Digest magazine:

Not long ago, Leo, a farmer, got a call from a security firm that offered him a promotional burglar alarm at no charge. happy to get something for free, Leo gave the caller directions to his farm. but no-one showed up.
The next morning the supplier called Leo to say that he was lost."I'll try again to find you,"he said.
"Never mind,"said Leo."If you can't find me, i dont expect a burglar can either.

"Working at the post office,i'm used to deal with a moody public. so when one irate customer stormed my desk, i responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"
"I went out this morning,"she began, "and when i came home i found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. my husband was in all morning.he never heard a thing!"
After apologising,i got her parcel.
"Oh good,"she gushed."We've been waiting for this for ages."
"What is it?" I asked.
"My husband's new hearing aid.

"After a lifetime of suffering, a 70-year-old man decided to finally enjoy life, so he went for a crash course of health supplements, gym sessions and plastic surgery.
Looking 20years younger, he found himself a sexy young bride. but on the day of the wedding, a meteorite crashed into his house and killed him.
At the gates of heaven, the man complained to Saint Peter, "How can you do this to me, and now of all times?"
An embarassed Saint Peter replies, "We're sorry,we didnt recognise you."